The goblins throwing a little welcome party for you
NO BS AI™

Set your dials.

One free week inside the NO BS AI™ Guild. Day one, you set the dials on your own AI: what it may take off your desk, where it never goes, how it talks to you. It skips the dishes. It never writes the book. You drive.

Your week is completely free. You'll pop a card in at checkout, and on day 8 it rolls you into membership at $97 a month unless you cancel first. Cancelling is all yours: a couple of clicks on your own cancel page (Stripe runs it under my studio's name, Black Belt Bots), any time before day 8, and you're never charged a cent. No pitchforks; the goblins were very clear about that in the meeting.

Start your free week

Free for 7 days, then $97 a month unless you cancel. Checkout is run by Black Belt Bots (my studio, so that's the name on the card screen), and you can cancel it yourself, any time, in a couple of clicks.

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Opening your free week…

Taking you to a quick, secure checkout to start your 7 days. Not moving? Continue →

Your week is free. On day 8 it rolls into membership at $97 a month. Cancel it yourself before then, in a couple of clicks, and you're charged nothing.

What happens in your week