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NO BS AI™
Stop paying for software
that sucks your will to live.
Build your own AI tools. No coding. No kidding.
Which Door Is Yours?
Want to OWN the curriculum forever and learn at your own pace?
⛏ Foundation
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Want LIVE training every week + community + First Draft Ninja™?
✦ Guild
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Want both? (Most do — and the bundle saves you $247.)
⭐ The Bundle
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Pick Your Cart
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The Foundation

The textbook. Yours forever.
$997 once
Pay once. Own it forever.
  • Complete curriculum archive — every week, every lesson
  • The Brass Tube Hotline — always-on Q&A bot
  • Every resource — PDFs, cheat sheets, prompt libraries
  • Lifetime access — no renewals, no surprises
Claim the Foundation
★ Most Popular
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The Bundle

Both doors. Best value.
$750 + $97/month
Foundation alone $997
Save $247 on the Foundation when you join the Guild too.
  • Everything in the Foundation — and you still OWN it forever
  • Everything in the Guild — Cart Run + Replay Room + First Draft Ninja™ + updates
  • $247 off the Foundation — bundle-only price
  • Cancel Guild anytime — Foundation stays yours
Take the Bundle
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The Guild

The living classroom.
$97 /month
Cancel anytime. No long-term commitment.
⛏ Psst — go yearly, get two months free.
  • The Cart Run — Thursdays 11am Central, live AI training (Guild-only)
  • Replay Room in the Goblin Mine — recordings + community
  • First Draft Ninja™ access — the content creation system, bundled
  • The Brass Tube Hotline — always-on Q&A bot
  • New AI updates and resources as they drop
Take Your Seat

All three carts run on the same Stripe checkout. Cancel/refund per Stripe terms. Questions? Reply to RJ's email or hit her up at the Inn.

Quick Q&A
If I buy the Bundle and cancel the Guild later, do I keep the Foundation?
Yes. The Foundation is yours forever the moment you buy it — whether you paid $997 alone or $750 in the bundle. Canceling the Guild just ends the live/community side.
Why is the Foundation cheaper in the Bundle?
Because you're committing to the full living practice, not just the archive. Guild members get the textbook at the family rate.
What's First Draft Ninja™?
RJ's content creation system. Helps you write emails, posts, and articles in your own voice without the AI-beige trap. Normally a standalone subscription — bundled free for Guild members.
Do I need coding skills?
No. That's the whole point. NO BS AI™ teaches creative entrepreneurs to BUILD with AI without learning to code.